From the mailbag: Best request ever for writing advice
I get a lot of email, and sometimes lots of blog comments. Some of it is very nice, has feedback and useful criticism, or suggestions for things to write about, and I’m grateful for it. Some are requests for speaking engagements which I make a living on, also awesome. A good chunk are requests to read, review, or watch things other people have done, which is fine if it’s not a generic piece of PR spam. And then there’s a pile that’s is harder to classify: I’m being asked for something, but it’s not entirely clear what it is.
Here’s a recent favorite that appeared in the comments of my post on how to write a book:
I PUT MY ENTIRE COMMENT IN CAPS LOCK SO IT WILL GET YOUR ATTENTION. (please read this!!! and help!!!) OK. I’M A MINOR (14) AND I WROTE A BOOK. I STARTED WITH JUST A PEN AND PAPER AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH A PUBLISHER. CAN PUBLISHERS STEAL IDEAS OF BOOKS? DO I NEED MY BOOK COPYRIGHTED? (please don’t think I’m stupid!) WHILE I WAS DOING RESEARCH, I READ THAT MINORS CAN’T GET BOOKS PUBLISHED AND I WANT A KNOWN PUBLISHER TO READ MY BOOK. MY BROTHER, WHO IS ALSO A MINOR, IS WRITING THE SEQUEL TO MY STORY. HOW DO I GET A PUBLISHER TO NOTICE ME? YOUR ARTICLE WAS DISCOURAGING, BUT IT WAS AN EGO DEFLATION THAT I REALLY NEEDED. PUBLISHING MY BOOK IS GOING TO BE HARD, AND I NEED ADVICE FROM SOMEONE LIKE YOU, SOMEONE WHO’S BEEN THERE, DONE THAT IN THE WRITING BUSINESS. (Sam)
Dear Sam:
First off, Caps lock BAD. Very BAD. Don’t do it. Yes, you want attention, but there is good attention and bad attention. Good attention, in this case, is to seem smart and like you’ve done your homework so I’ll want to give you advice. Bad attention is to seem crazy, annoying, helpless, confused and random (which writing in ALL CAPS make you seem). Luckily your comment was so funny and genuine, it outweighed the bad stuff.
And on to your questions:
You mentioned “I WROTE A BOOK”: Really? How long is it exactly? Most books are 50,000 words or more (roughly 200 pages). Of course there are many published books that are shorter, but if all you have are a few pages, as far as a publisher is concerned, you have a short story on your hands, not a novel or a book. But then again, if you can find your local kinkos, you can make a book of any size you’d like. If I were 14 I’d be my own publisher – it’s faster, easier, and probably more fun.
Can publishers steal ideas? This is so unlikely it’s not worth worrying about. Can’t think of a single instance of this actually happening. It’s more likely another writer will “steal” ideas, but that’s unlikely too. Provided you can prove when you wrote what you wrote, it’d be pretty hard for a publisher to get away with it anyway. I bet you a zillion dollars you should be worrying more about finishing your book, and writing well, than about your ideas being taken from you.
Minors and books: There is no law that says a minor can’t write or publish books. There have been plenty of young writers who have had books published (Paolini was a teenager when his first novel was published).
Sequels: I was quite impressed you’ve got your brother working on the sequel before the original is finished. Perhaps you can get your sister or cousin to work on the prequel?
How to get a publisher to notice you: Start by rereading my post. They don’t find you, you have to go and find them. Find publishers that makes the kinds of books you want to write, go to their website, and find their information on submissions. But don’t worry about publishers until your book is almost done.
Your young writer might be interested in creating ebooks before he worries about getting into the world of publishers. With a Web site or blog, anyone (unfortunately) can become an instant author. Some are good, others aren’t. However, you can.
Hi,
maybe lulu is also interesting in this matter:
http://www.lulu.com/
Marketplace on NPR will have a piece on self publishing during Tuesday, August 19th broadcast. I’m sure it’ll be available on their Web site after that. The teaser was a gentleman saying that it’s easy to publish a book yourself and get 1500 copies into your basement; the hard part is getting them back out before your wife divorces you. :)
Also AuthorHouse (http://www.authorhouse.com/) out of Indiana may be another resource for self publishing.
I’m a little late commenting here, but agree with infognom. With Lulu it looks to be extraordinarily easy to publish whatever you’ve written, whether it’s just a few pages or several hundred. Any of Sam’s friends or family can buy it and have it printed on-demand. For a 14-year-old, that’s a great start, in my opinion.
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Hey Scott,
There are great articles, I’m sorry about finding them three years later. I noticed Joel above mentioned ebooks and the question I have is if a person chooses to go the ebook way will there be any issues in the future with getting the same work published in the traditional manner in the future? Do publishers care about it at all?
Question: What made you assume that his brother is writing the sequel while the original story isn’t finished yet? He said he wrote a book, it’s all finished and written and ready and ripe. And then, what made you assume it’s short? I’d rather suspect this kid of over-writing more than anything else :)
Oh, wow. I feel guilty that I’m fourteen now. That was just…scary. I really do hope that was a troll. Then again, I have seen many writers my age lurking around the Internet. Most can’t even understand the importance of commas and periods. I don’t even want to try to be published yet. I want to wait until I’m older. I still have a lot to learn, and I don’t think I’ll be published, anyways. The longest story I’ve ever written is 99 pages and counting, but it’s FanFiction. And well, no one really likes FanFiction.
Overall, I was freaked, but had a good laugh. Thank you for sharing this with us. ^^
Sam,
I think you should try http://www.wattpad.com. You can get an account and publish your work for an amazing price: free! There is also an option when you puplish a book that asks if you want your work to be shown on other websites or something. I would also suggest getting as many people as you can to get an account too so they can fan you and vote for your books and stuff. If your books get really popular you can get recognized in “the watty awards” too. Its a really big honor and it helps you get recognized. http://www.quizzilla.com is a good website too but I prefer wattpad because it is more organized and more for book writing rather than books, quizzes, lyrics… I hope I helped ^.^
Alice
PS: sorry for the poor grammar, puctuation, capitalization, and spelling